FUCK YOU PAY ME Credit Card Keychain

Real credit-card material, a real chip, and realistic wording. The card number is 2021 2023 2025 xxxx — the last four digits are dynamic and different on each card. The first three groups are obviously years: 2021 (when the UnDeR20 toy brand was founded), 2023 (when the clothing line was launched), and this year, 2025. Expiration date: 11/27 — my idol Bruce Lee’s birth date. The card’s issuer is a parody of Mastercard, turned into MotherFuck.

On the back, the cardholder name is the founder TenGuSan’s signature, and beneath it is written: “The use of this card is not subject to any terms. It has unlimited credit and never needs to be repaid.”